I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
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