It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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