my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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