what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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