i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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