i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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