is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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