Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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