Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
This is the high leading the old right now
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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