i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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