Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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