i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
she peed on how many people?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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