in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
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