Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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