I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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