I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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