How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
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