I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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