I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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