We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I have post one night stand depression
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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