the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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