My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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