Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
