So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Randomize
