Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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