OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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