Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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