Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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