You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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