Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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