I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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