girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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