dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
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