Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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