then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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