erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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