It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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