OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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