I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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