My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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