If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
