Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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