Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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