Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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