i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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