I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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