just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Let's paint friendship bongs
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It's blow job season.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
