My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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