i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Please, let me fuck your mom
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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