Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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