if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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